I had seven faces, thought I knew which one to wear. I'm sick of spending these lonely nights training myself not to care. The subway is a porno, pavements they are a mess. I know you've supported me for a long time, somehow I'm not impressed. It's up to me now turn on the bright lights.

POETRY AS A HOAX

girabel is a hoax, any hoax IS girabel

"The Red Planet is about to be spectacular! This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Mars has not come this close to Earth in the Last 5,000 years, but it may be as long as 60,000 years before it happens again.

"The encounter will culminate on August 27th when Mars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth and will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of -2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. At a modest 75-power magnification Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. Mars will be easy to spot. At the beginning of August it will rise in the east at 10 p.m. and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m.

By the end of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12:30 a.m. That's pretty convenient to see something that no human being has seen in recorded history. So, mark your calendar at the beginning of August to see Mars grow progressively brighter and brighter throughout the month. Share this with your children and grandchildren. NO ONE ALIVE TODAY WILL EVER SEE THIS AGAIN"

until next year motherfucker...

The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul:he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies:thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life:and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.

TSUNAMI BULLETIN NUMBER 003
PACIFIC TSUNAMI WARNING CENTER/NOAA/NWS
ISSUED AT 0126Z 16 AUG 2007
THIS BULLETIN APPLIES TO AREAS WITHIN AND BORDERING THE PACIFIC
OCEAN AND ADJACENT SEAS...EXCEPT ALASKA...BRITISH COLUMBIA...
WASHINGTON...OREGON AND CALIFORNIA.
NOTE- PREVIOUS BULLETIN SHOULD HAVE BEEN BULLETIN NUMBER 002
... A TSUNAMI WARNING AND WATCH ARE IN EFFECT ...
A TSUNAMI WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR
PERU / CHILE / ECUADOR / COLOMBIA / PANAMA / COSTA RICA
A TSUNAMI WATCH IS IN EFFECT FOR
NICARAGUA / GUATEMALA / EL SALVADOR / MEXICO / HONDURAS
FOR ALL OTHER AREAS COVERED BY THIS BULLETIN... IT IS FOR
INFORMATION ONLY AT THIS TIME.
THIS BULLETIN IS ISSUED AS ADVICE TO GOVERNMENT AGENCIES. ONLY
NATIONAL AND LOCAL GOVERNMENT AGENCIES HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO MAKE
DECISIONS REGARDING THE OFFICIAL STATE OF ALERT IN THEIR AREA AND
ANY ACTIONS TO BE TAKEN IN RESPONSE.
AN EARTHQUAKE HAS OCCURRED WITH THESE PRELIMINARY PARAMETERS
ORIGIN TIME - 2341Z 15 AUG 2007
COORDINATES - 13.5 SOUTH 76.7 WEST
DEPTH - SHALLOWER THAN 100 KM
LOCATION - NEAR COAST OF PERU
MAGNITUDE - 7.9
EVALUATION
SEA LEVEL READINGS INDICATE A TSUNAMI WAS GENERATED. WE HAVE OBSERVED
A TSUNAMI SIGNAL ON THE DEEP OCEAN GAUGE OFF NORTHERN CHILE.
A TSUNAMI MAY HAVE BEEN GENERATED THAT COULD BE DESTRUCTIVE ALONG
COASTS NEAR THE EARTHQUAKE EPICENTER AND COULD ALSO BE A THREAT TO
MORE DISTANT COASTS. AUTHORITIES SHOULD
TAKE APPROPRIATE ACTION IN RESPONSE TO THIS POSSIBILITY. THIS
CENTER WILL CONTINUE TO MONITOR SEA LEVEL DATA TO DETERMINE THE
EXTENT AND SEVERITY OF THE THREAT.
FOR ALL AREAS - WHEN NO MAJOR WAVES ARE OBSERVED FOR TWO HOURS
AFTER THE ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL OR DAMAGING WAVES HAVE NOT
OCCURRED FOR AT LEAST TWO HOURS THEN LOCAL AUTHORITIES CAN ASSUME
THE THREAT IS PASSED. DANGER TO BOATS AND COASTAL STRUCTURES CAN
CONTINUE FOR SEVERAL HOURS DUE TO RAPID CURRENTS. AS LOCAL
CONDITIONS CAN CAUSE A WIDE VARIATION IN TSUNAMI WAVE ACTION THE
ALL CLEAR DETERMINATION MUST BE MADE BY LOCAL AUTHORITIES.
ESTIMATED INITIAL TSUNAMI WAVE ARRIVAL TIMES AT FORECAST POINTS
WITHIN THE WARNING AND WATCH AREAS ARE GIVEN BELOW. ACTUAL
ARRIVAL TIMES MAY DIFFER AND THE INITIAL WAVE MAY NOT BE THE
LARGEST. A TSUNAMI IS A SERIES OF WAVES AND THE TIME BETWEEN
SUCCESSIVE WAVES CAN BE FIVE MINUTES TO ONE HOUR.
LOCATION FORECAST POINT COORDINATES ARRIVAL TIME
-------------------------------- ------------ ------------
PERU SAN JUAN 15.3S 75.2W 0023Z 16 AUG
LA PUNTA 12.1S 77.2W 0029Z 16 AUG
MOLLENDO 17.2S 72.0W 0053Z 16 AUG
TALARA 4.6S 81.5W 0117Z 16 AUG
CHIMBOTE 9.0S 78.8W 0125Z 16 AUG
PIMENTAL 6.9S 80.0W 0155Z 16 AUG
CHILE ARICA 18.5S 70.5W 0109Z 16 AUG
IQUIQUE 20.2S 70.2W 0112Z 16 AUG
ANTOFAGASTA 23.5S 70.5W 0130Z 16 AUG
CALDERA 27.0S 71.0W 0152Z 16 AUG
COQUIMBO 30.0S 71.5W 0220Z 16 AUG
VALPARAISO 33.0S 71.8W 0244Z 16 AUG
TALCAHUANO 36.8S 73.2W 0327Z 16 AUG
CORRAL 39.8S 73.5W 0403Z 16 AUG
EASTER IS. 27.1S 109.4W 0455Z 16 AUG
GOLFO DE PENAS 47.1S 74.9W 0519Z 16 AUG
PUERTO MONTT 41.8S 73.0W 0533Z 16 AUG
PUNTA ARENAS 54.2S 72.0W 0718Z 16 AUG
ECUADOR LA LIBERTAD 2.2S 81.2W 0142Z 16 AUG
ESMERELDAS 1.2N 79.8W 0232Z 16 AUG
BALTRA IS. 0.5S 90.5W 0311Z 16 AUG
COLOMBIA TUMACO 1.8N 79.0W 0246Z 16 AUG
BAHIA SOLANO 6.3N 77.4W 0319Z 16 AUG
BUENAVENTURA 3.8N 77.2W 0323Z 16 AUG
PANAMA PUERTO PINA 7.2N 78.0W 0327Z 16 AUG
PUNTA MALA 7.5N 79.8W 0331Z 16 AUG
PUNTA BURICA 8.0N 82.8W 0337Z 16 AUG
BALBOA HTS. 8.8N 79.5W 0442Z 16 AUG
COSTA RICA CABO MATAPALO 8.4N 83.3W 0341Z 16 AUG
PUERTO QUEPOS 9.2N 84.2W 0407Z 16 AUG
CABO SAN ELENA 10.9N 86.0W 0428Z 16 AUG
NICARAGUA SAN JUAN DL SUR 11.2N 85.9W 0445Z 16 AUG
PUERTO SANDINO 12.2N 87.0W 0500Z 16 AUG
CORINTO 12.5N 87.2W 0503Z 16 AUG
GUATEMALA SIPICATE 13.8N 91.2W 0514Z 16 AUG
EL SALVADOR ACAJUTLA 13.6N 89.8W 0517Z 16 AUG
MEXICO PUERTO MADERO 14.8N 92.5W 0541Z 16 AUG
ACAPULCO 16.8N 100.0W 0604Z 16 AUG
MANZANILLO 19.0N 104.5W 0646Z 16 AUG
HONDURAS AMAPALA 13.2N 87.6W 0542Z 16 AUG
BULLETINS WILL BE ISSUED HOURLY OR SOONER IF CONDITIONS WARRANT.
THE TSUNAMI WARNING AND WATCH WILL REMAIN IN EFFECT UNTIL
FURTHER NOTICE.
THE WEST COAST/ALASKA TSUNAMI WARNING CENTER WILL ISSUE PRODUCTS
FOR ALASKA...BRITISH COLUMBIA...WASHINGTON...OREGON...CALIFORNIA.